What started as an email exchange between me and my best friend in Seattle resulted in us coming to the realization, that with a little bit of time, we could turn one of the great westerns, "Tombstone", into a reflection on American politics today. Below are just a few of the quotes that we came up with:
Conservatives: You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You tell ém the conservatives are coming. You tell them that we’re coming! And Hell’s coming with us!!!
Stranger: Why do you do it? Why do you support this conservative movement?
Rednex: Cause America is my friend
Stranger: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends!
Rednex: I don’t
Democrats: We’re here for blood. Isn’t anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Tea Party: I’m your huckleberry.
Bart Stupak: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds
Nancy Pelosi: I have not yet begun to defile myself
Obama: My fight’s not with you, Tea Partiers
Tea Party: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. “Play for Liberty”- remember?
Obama: Oh that? I was just foolin’ about.
Tea Party: We weren’t.
Conservative: What makes a man a liberal, Jim? What makes him do the things he does?
Jim DeMint: A liberal has a got a great big hole, right thru the middle of himself. And he can never tax enough, steal enough liberty, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Conservative: What does he want then?
Jim DeMint: Revenge
Conservative: For what?
Jim DeMint: Bein’ born.
American People: Where is he? (Obama)
Liberals: Down by the creek, walking on water.
Big Government: I’ve been good to you, I’ve taken care of you. If you die, where does that leave me?
American People: Without a meal ticket I suppose.
Big Government: You bastards!!
American People: Why Capital Hill, have you no kind words for us as we ride away?
American People: I calculate not.
American People (to the Republican party): You gonna do somethin’? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Big Government: I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!
So what do you think? Pretty accurate huh? :) Anybody willing to put up the capital to fund this venture? If so, just leave me a mail! LOL