Just for Fun: Revised quotes from the movie "Tombstone" applied to American Politics today

What started as an email exchange between me and my best friend in Seattle resulted in us coming to the realization, that with a little bit of time, we could turn one of the great westerns, "Tombstone",  into a reflection on American politics today.  Below are just a few of the quotes that we came up with:

Conservatives: You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You tell ém the conservatives are coming. You tell them that we’re coming! And Hell’s coming with us!!!

Stranger: Why do you do it? Why do you support this conservative movement?
Rednex: Cause America is my friend
Stranger: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends!
Rednex: I don’t

Democrats: We’re here for blood. Isn’t anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Tea Party: I’m your huckleberry.

Bart Stupak: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds

Nancy Pelosi: I have not yet begun to defile myself

Obama: My fight’s not with you, Tea Partiers
Tea Party: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. “Play for Liberty”- remember?
Obama: Oh that? I was just foolin’ about.
Tea Party: We weren’t.

Conservative: What makes a man a liberal, Jim? What makes him do the things he does?
Jim DeMint: A liberal has a got a great big hole, right thru the middle of himself. And he can never tax enough, steal enough liberty, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Conservative: What does he want then?
Jim DeMint: Revenge
Conservative: For what?
Jim DeMint: Bein’ born.

American People: Where is he? (Obama)
Liberals: Down by the creek, walking on water.

Big Government: I’ve been good to you, I’ve taken care of you. If you die, where does that leave me?
American People: Without a meal ticket I suppose.
Big Government: You bastards!!
American People: Why Capital Hill, have you no kind words for us as we ride away?
American People: I calculate not.
[rides off]

American People (to the Republican party): You gonna do somethin’? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

Big Government: I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!

So what do you think?  Pretty accurate huh?  :)  Anybody willing to put up the capital to fund this venture?  If so, just leave me a mail!  LOL


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